this is a beautiful disaster

10_cracks : Table B - Firefly Quotes (use these lines somewhere in the fic)

B:1 "Momma never said there'd be days like these."	B:2 "Is that a ______ in your pants?"	B:3 "Oh! My eyes! My eyes!	B:4 "You put my gun where?"	B:5 "What's that boy-whore doin' on my ship?"
B:6 "I am not doing that with you!"	B:7 "How you doin'?"	B:8 "I can't believe we're being chased by ______."	B:9 "Where exactly did you hide the ship?"	B:10 "You cannot use engine grease for that!

Wild Card: Replace any ONE prompt with a prompt from another table.